It's My Blog And I'll Read If I Want To

Good old insomnia, my faithful friend, keeping me up past the dawn chorus...

So: things to do in cyberspace when you're half dead
1. Fire up Pandora, and press skip when it repeatedly tries to convince me that I like Country music

2. Read old stuff on this here blog. Yeah, yeah, mock all you like, I care not a jot. You know what? I happen to quite like some of the gubbins wot I wrote, so nyah! I particularly like this little vignette here - yay me and my half-decent turns of phrase...

And I've found myself a lovely little advertising slogan -

Heavens to Betsie: calling Jimmy Carr a smug, snide, fat-face cunt since 2005

I'm so proud...