And they keep on coming: Lordly D. Tinctured, Unfrequented C. Dampens, Droopier K. Prone, Wattled E. Moonlights, and my own personal favourite, Gorgeously U. Panama, all want to sell me mis-spelled medication. How very kind of them... I'm going to overlook the reality of a random name generating spamming program, and instead imagine an elderly man, seated on an uncomfortable wooden chair with only the flicker of a candle for light, straining his failing eyesight as he pours over a huge dictionary seeking out interesting word combinations for his employer - all for the princely sum of two pennies a week and a flagon of ale. Poor Ebeneezer, he should have retired years ago, but Euphemia is unwell, and they need the extra money...
The latest batch: Cromwellian A. Unemployable; Alphanumerics J. Flabbiness; Doughtiest A. Mittens; Ewing J. Squeegeed; Destroying V. Opaquely; Blinder O. Grappling; Unborn V. Pallbearer; Indelicacy J. Shipmate; Clodding B. Handyman; Deadpan B. Cagier; Retracting T. Leniently.
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And they keep on coming: Lordly D. Tinctured, Unfrequented C. Dampens, Droopier K. Prone, Wattled E. Moonlights, and my own personal favourite, Gorgeously U. Panama, all want to sell me mis-spelled medication. How very kind of them...
I'm going to overlook the reality of a random name generating spamming program, and instead imagine an elderly man, seated on an uncomfortable wooden chair with only the flicker of a candle for light, straining his failing eyesight as he pours over a huge dictionary seeking out interesting word combinations for his employer - all for the princely sum of two pennies a week and a flagon of ale. Poor Ebeneezer, he should have retired years ago, but Euphemia is unwell, and they need the extra money...
The latest batch:
Cromwellian A. Unemployable; Alphanumerics J. Flabbiness; Doughtiest A. Mittens; Ewing J. Squeegeed; Destroying V. Opaquely; Blinder O. Grappling; Unborn V. Pallbearer; Indelicacy J. Shipmate; Clodding B. Handyman; Deadpan B. Cagier; Retracting T. Leniently.
It's pure poetry...
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