Well, probably, at the rate they're going. For this week though, we have the "delights" of Celebrity Love Island. And who are these tip top celebrities parading around in swimwear for our entertainment? Well, let's see - we have:
- A guy with a dodgy beard who was in a soap some years back and was shacked up with a "glamour" model;
- A man whose sole claim to fame is having impregnated a member of Atomic Kitten;
- The wastrel son of a famous footballer and alcoholic;
- An ex-star of a teen soap;
- Some footballer or other;
- Some athlete or other;
and the ladies are:
- A TV presenter who really should know better (get out while you can, Jayne Middlemiss!);
- Some woman who was in Eastenders for about 2 weeks five years or so ago;
- A minor aristocrat whose sister likes to wear silly clothes;
- A member of Atomic Kitten (presumably not the one who was knocked up by the non-entity above);
and very much bringing up the rear:
- Rebecca Loose Morals, famous for possibly, maybe, please don't sue, having shagged a married footballer;
and
- Abi Titwank, famous for formerly having a, possibly, maybe, please don't sue, slightly rapey boyfriend.
A fine line-up, I'm sure you'll all agree. Strangely enough, I haven't been watching, much like with that other monumental ITV success Celebrity Wrestling.
I like my reality TV stars to be proper nobodies and wannabes, not the half hearted sort, so roll on Big Brother, coming back soon - hurrah!
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