I'm sorry to have to break this to you, bargain hunters of Britain, but the newly crowned King of Cheaply-Priced Tat, Primark, was up in flames last night.
I've held a grudge against the place since I was told off for losing a newly-bought padded pink glove there aged eight, but maybe I should keep quiet about that for now - I wouldn't want to be framed for arson after all...
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