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Thursday, November 10, 2005

Dorothy Parker - Resumé

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.

Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This has always been our favorite poem.

Ourselves recite such solace to ourselves upon awaking each morning: and although it is nothing more than a solvent: it shall be quick: and it shall be reserved.

We do hope that you are met with fondness in which ever manner suits you best.