Ra Big Gemme

How's this for glamour? Saturday afternoon, myself and the Young Man trotted off to McDiarmid Park for the thrill and excitement of St Johnstone v Airdrie Utd. But not for us the luxury of a plastic seat in a stand, oh no (well, not at £16 a throw for first division football, that's for sure). Why pay when you can, instead, repair to the rear of the stadium and peer over the wall? That's far more sensible surely...

Team Info
Saints: some numpties in blue
Airdrie: some numpties in white

Match Report

• I can exclusively reveal that the brick wall had a superb defensive game, successfully preventing any goalmouth action
• The scoreboard is quite big, but not very informative from the back
• The cumberland sausage bought from Tesco on the way was very tasty, thanks
• Saints haven't bought a new CD since approximately 1992
• There was a goal in the first half. For Saints apparently

The official Saints site is here, and here's a match report from Temple of Saints