Craig got all wet in the garden today while indulging in a spot of water sports with Anthony.
The camp crimper's secret crush unleashed his hose and squirted furiously on no less than two occasions this afternoon.
Each fight lasted around twenty minutes, with Craig attempting a pathetic defence using a cushion.
At one point Craig decided to change tactics and began tugging heartily on Anthony's hose, but to no avail.
Eventually Anthony showed mercy and a truce was called - but how long before they're at it again?
Oh dear oh dear oh dear...
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