Big Brother's Big Dreams, part 1 - Mikey

Waaaaay back in the distant past (or Big Brother 5 as it's also known), I had a little site - currently lurking here - with the imagined dreams of the reality TV contestants.
Because I'm easily amused that way.
Turns out I really couldn't be arsed last year (well, it was a bit dull really), but this lot are starting to give me ideas. No, not that kind, behave yourself.
Although, having said that, I'm going to start with the least interesting of them. Just to get him out of the way....

Mikey's Dream

I look like Vernon Kay











The End


(well come on, if there's nothing registering when he's awake....)