Worst idea of the year so far: 'Taxi Driver' sequel discussed by Martin Scorsese and Robert De Niro. Don't do it guys! Please!
Though it may not be as bad an idea as the one this guy had. High libido giving you problems? (fail to see how that could be a problem myself, but never mind...) Self-castration's the answer, apparently. Yes, that's a good idea, isn't it? And if you want to know how to go about it properly, pay a visit to Tom the eunuch, for all your non-genital needs. A fascinating site.
In Celebrity Big Brother (get all the latest news from BBGossip), the evil Lisa was evicted - go and spout some sub-psychological hippy nonsense about that while throwing your considerable weight around somewhere else dear. Bez to win!
And in other-wordly news, it seems there's methane rain on Titan. And there was me thinking all the methane was found at Uranus...
Song to play at 4am while washing dishes: Hole - Violet. Or at least it was, until my decade old (oh my god, shoot me, I'm a pensioner...) tape decided to become warped beyond recognition. Insert jokes about Courtney Love's dulcet tones here __________
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