Well well, just what the world was needing, another blog.
Calm yourselves at the back there, if you get too excited now, how will you cope if, perchance, I should actually write something of interest? It's not likely, but you never can tell...
So who am I then, I hear you cry? (if I tune out the deafening silence, that is). Well, I believe it is generally considered that I am, in actual fact, a human being. The scientists were puzzled for years, but new medical breakthroughs have proved it once and for all. I'm very glad, things were getting cramped in the kennel.
Things I like:
Sarcasm, self-deprecation, silent films, and sausages. You can't beat a good sausage, add some ketchup and I'm in heaven.
Things I hate:
Egotism, exercise, early mornings, and eggs. Just remember, every time you eat an egg you're killing a cute fluffy chick.
And that's all I have to say for now, so why don't you bugger off here instead?
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