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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Beautifully Put

A review of the smug annoying presence that is Ray from the X Factor, courtesy of Talent in a Previous Life:
"This week is my week", he proclaimed smugly, as he slurred and mumbled his way through Ain't That a Kick in the Head with all the charm and grace of a tramp whose head kick has arrived thanks mainly to downing half a crate of babycham. Perhaps the problem was that he couldn't connect well enough with the song, maybe not understanding fully what a kick in the head would actually feel like. We urge anyone who passes him in the street to help him out by demonstrating to him exactly what it feels like. Feel free to do it as many times as you like if you don't feel he's quite got it yet.


There's no arguing with that really, is there?

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