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Monday, April 10, 2006

Calling the new Mark Chapman

I'm not a big fan of the over-rated wife-beating hypocrite Lennon, but still...

Pete Doherty has claimed that he is "the new Lennon" as well as professing that he is his generation's most important rock star.

Gigwise.com reports that Doherty made his announcement to press after a Babyshambles show at a porn club in Austria.

The singer is quoting as saying: “The new Lennon — I like that. Honestly, I am the most important rock star now. And you will hear lots of great songs from me in the near future.”

Also on the cards seems to be a wedding to Kate Moss. "We are going to marry," Doherty promised. "It’s going to happen at a Scottish castle somewhere between September and November. A posh Scottish castle. That’s gonna be so cool.”


Twat.

4 comments:

Greg said...

Hi! My name is Mark Chapman. Could you sign this for me, Mr Doherty? *BANG*

audrey said...

They should put pictures of Pete Doherty on condom packets. You know, like as a deterrant to getting pregnant or stds, not as a completely disgusting attempt at aphrodisia.

Mr McGuinness said...

When he said he was the new Lennon maybe he meant Celtic's Northern Ireland international midfield hardman Neil Lennon.......no? Oh.

betsie said...

Poor Pete, naebody loves him...

Except for Kate.

And gullible sixteen-year-old girls who think he's the new messiah.

And far too many half-arsed bands who've acquired record contracts through being "mates of Pete".

And I quite liked the Libertines too...