Ah, the wit! The humour!

That X Factor mention below just reminded me of some particularly fine, and ever so mature, pics I done gone made of last year's winner and runners-up, Steve "Pub Singer" Brookstein and operatic fools G4. So here they are for your viewing "pleasure".




















That peculiar feeling you're experiencing now is your sides splitting...

As for this year's final I really don't care who wins. As long as it's not the painfully earnest Journey South. And I'd rather the charisma-free zone that is Shayne Ward (he's young, he's from Manchester - really Louis? How very informative) didn't win. Not that fussed about Andy either, to be honest. Still, at least Zoe Ball isn't on the show...