Dozed off on the sofa, and ended up with a dream involving Pope Benedict the Whateverth. It seems there was some big party in Rome (which also involved Hercule Poirot morphing into a Willy Wonkaesque Johnny Depp and changing a lightbulb in a mucky old cupboard), with prominent guests including Will Young, Michelle McManus and Javine of not in Girls Aloud and Eurovision fame.
At some point Her Maj Queen Lizzie puts a call through to Pope Benny, demanding to know why he hasn't handed over his Popehood, or whatever the hell it's called, to Will Young yet, as apparently that's why the big do was being held. Whether he won it in Pope Idol or not, I really couldn't say.
Right, I'm off to check what they're putting in my water supply...
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