to dope or not to dope

Back in a previous life, when watching it on British TV didn't involve rabid insomnia and a satellite dish, I used to follow the Tour de France. Which means that the mixed fortunes of Floyd Landis are no huge surprise (well, would you go through that most gruelling of physical challenges without some kind of chemical support?)
Maybe the organisers could take a hint from the 1988 race when the winner faced a similar problem.
Or perhaps they should just bite the bullet and let the cyclists use whatever they want - after all there have been enough fatalities, health scares and unusually young deaths over the years for the current crop of riders to know the possible risks they face. The debate goes on...

Making "Oi'd do everyting to you" look like a work of genius...

Oh dear oh dear oh dear...

And what exactly are these "12-10s" that Aisleyne has anyway?

*STOP THE PRESSES*
Apparently Spoiral was merely admiring Aisleyne's fancy slide rule thingummy. So now we know...

A rhetorical question

Would conducting a Rorschach inkblot test using menstrual blood tell you more than the results ever possibly could?

According to Tickle, this is me:

Your subconscious mind is driven most by Reserve

You approach the world with reserve because unconsciously, and perhaps consciously, you like to be in control. You keep your emotions to yourself and you may seem mysterious or enigmatic to others.

You're often very cautious about truly expressing yourself. Even people who have known you for some time may find it hard to get close to you.

Your psyche is very deep and rich; the more you learn about it, the more you will understand who you really are.

I'd tell you if it was accurate or not, but that wouldn't be very enigmatic, would it?

Baha'i You scored 25 Angst, 30 Weirdness, and 37 Freedom!

As religious sects go, the Baha'i are very benign. They believe that all of the main prophets of the major world religions were sent by the same God, and that their prophet, Baha'u'llah, was only the most recent. Members of this faith promote racial harmony, ecumenicalism, and world peace. Their desire for harmony means that they abhore debate, however, and questioning doctrine is generally frowned upon. http://www.bahai.org/

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 26% on Angst You scored higher than 33% on Weirdness You scored higher than 8% on Freedom

Link: The Which Cult Should You Join? Test written by MyPoMoLife on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Grrrrrrr

Perhaps I'm mistaken, but I consider the following behaviour to be Bad Form:

When at the supermarket checkout, leaning on the belt thingy behind your own shopping, thus preventing the next person from unloading their stuff;

Once your goods have been rung up, standing examining the receipt then realising that you were too damn stupid to pick up the right buy one get one free offer, requiring an assistant to run around and do your shopping for you properly and holding up the queue;

Waiting until all this time has passed to fumble around counting out all your loose change.

Some of us were in a hurry, you feckin eejit....

RIP Syd....

You know what?

I should get up early more often, it seems to agree with me.

Although, technically speaking, I didn't get up, I'm still up. Near as...

Desperately Seeking...

Are you an England footlball fan?
Were you at the game against Portugal?
Are you the owner of the flag positioned near the corner, proudly emblazoned with the words MINGE and TWAT?
If so, any chance of a photo of said item?
It certainly livened up the game, that's for sure...