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Gah, I can't think what to write.

Someone else think of something, will you?

Gah...

Postural hypotension can fuck right off.

That is all.

Ha ha!

The oats have it

Who says Scotland isn't at the cutting edge of technology?

Porridge bowl sets world record

The biggest bowl of porridge ever made has been created in Edinburgh, breaking the world record.

Weighing 81.2kg, the huge breakfast was expected to fill up to 2,000 bowls at the Edinburgh Farmers' Market.

The feat broke the existing world record, which was set at 66.26 kg at a farmers' market event in Warwickshire in January.

They've only gone and done it!